Lazy Meg vs. Running Meg
Act One, Scene One
"Ugh, so early. Shut up, alarm, I'm going back to sleep."
"If you go back to sleep you're only going to get about another half hour of sleep. Is it worth it?"
"You're pretty much already up. Besides, when you shower after your run you can do something cute with your hair. Ponytails are boring!"
"It's cold out. I think it's snowing."
"It's not snowing. That's not a car driving in slush you hear, that's your husband snoring."
"Did I mention the part about being tired?"
"If you don't run now you'll have to run tonight, after the boys are in bed. Which means it'll be late. And you'll be tired then."
"Fine. You win. I'll get up.